A Comedy of Errors.
I wasn’t nervous this time when I got ready to go to Denver. I really felt that losing my ID in the airport on the way out there was probably the worst thing that could happen (other than the plane crashing, which is statistically unlikely) and I survived it, so it seemed to have cured me of my flying jitters. However, that doesn’t make flying any less stressful.
Getting to the airport was uneventful. We were as early as we needed to reduce the stress of rushing to the gate. Going through security is always annoying. For some reason, in the Newark airport, our car seat won’t fit through the x-ray machine when it is in the car seat bag , even though it fits without issue at DIA. So, the security people are always annoyed that they have to pull the car seat out of the bag, and it is a PAIN to put it back in. At the end of the ramp, I tried to stand mostly out of the way, with Chloe screaming and complaining again because I put her back in her stroller and she wanted to walk, and tried to shove the car seat back in the bag. After about five minutes of wrestling with it, I paused, took a deep breath, and started over. It went in without issue and I felt kind of silly.
We got to the gate without issue and had time for Chloe to run some of her sillies out before boarding the plane. When it was time, we went down the tunnel, and I got Chloe out of stroller, and tried to collapse the stroller. It wouldn’t collapse. I tried again and again and again. Meanwhile, all these “helpful” people are asking me if they can help, but really they are just in the way and annoying Chloe. So, after saying several times, “No, thank you, really, I can get it.” I stopped, took a deep breath and looked at the stroller to figure out why it wouldn’t collapse, I realized that the strap was caught in the mechanism which kept it from collapsing. I fixed it, put it in the stroller bag, and herded Chloe on the plane holding her gigantic carseat in front of me. I got to our row, and started to strap the car seat into the chair, and I JUST COULDN’T GET THE BUCKLE TO BUCKLE! Another five minutes of cursing under my breath, I finally got the buckle latched and got Chloe situated in her seat. Then there was some commotion when the people behind us realized they were in the wrong seat, everyone looked at their tickets and it became clear that we were actually in the wrong row! With a sigh, I unbuckled Chloe, got her out of her seat, passed the car seat to the row in front, held up the aisle of people getting on the plane to move all of our stuff the new row. Meanwhile, there were people grumbling, “They should have just let her stay where she was,” and “Let the baby stay in that row!” But, we moved up, buckled her in, and settled down for our flight. The flight went swimmingly. Chloe was calm, sweet, and perfectly behaved. I actually was able to read almost the whole flight and she entertained herself.
I just really wish it weren’t so stressful to get on and off the plane. The flights are always fine, but the transitions are always so rough! I always feel like I have run a marathon by the time we get off the plane.